vineri, 23 ianuarie 2009
Me random
When you wish something to happen very much, the Universe becomes your ally and makes it happen! sau eu imi doresc cel mai mult dintre toti simbolul, iar Universul ma matura afara.
duminică, 18 ianuarie 2009
Paralele
Ma uit in zare si ma intreb unde se termina. Incep mai demult, iar ultima de care imi aduc aminte este si una noua, colorata, la care am avut in sfarsit acces.
1. Razboiul mixt – ghioceii vs curcanii. Teoretic ar fi una bucata ghiocel + una bucata curcan vs alta bucata ghiocel + alta bucata curcan, dar practica ne demonstreaza dintotdeauna ca razboiul dintre sexe este cel mai puternic.
2. When dealt with Kxxx vs Axx, and you play A small running, next time you end up playing this suit, you play small again, allowing the opps to score one more trick, even if the suit breaks 3-3. When asked by the dummy why you played that way and not cashed the K, you say: “Oh, yeah, you know, it’s just one of those days”
Civilisation dummy: “Oh, ok, I understand, no problem part! Do you need anything from the bar?”
vs
Romanian dummy: “Imi bag P*** in ele de carti!!!!!!Bah tu esti prost?!?!Ce cretin!”
3. Civilisation partnerships: “Part, I’m sorry if my bid was bad, but I had no idea what to do, hope this turns all right”
vs
Razboaiele Romanesti: “Bah, zi-mi, io-s prost? Ce-am licitat io mah?? Da cum sa licitezi asa ceva, e bataie de joc!” (hic) + iau eu o levata, si-ti dau si tie sa iei, chiar daca eu iti puteam usura jocul infinit…sa fim seriosi..ce altceva puteai returna? + “ Lasa-ma pe mine sa preiau NT, ma mai ingropi mult?”
4. La ultima dona din ultima sesiune din acea zi a concursului:
Civilisation lady dummy: “Thank you partner for playing and thank you opps”
vs
Romanian woman dummy: “Mai taci din gura, esti obositor!” catre flanc.
Cred cumva ca aceste paralele se intrepatrund, deoarece un jucator pasionat mi-a facut o declaratie comico – tragica: “Harry Potter e mai tare ca bridge-ul!”
1. Razboiul mixt – ghioceii vs curcanii. Teoretic ar fi una bucata ghiocel + una bucata curcan vs alta bucata ghiocel + alta bucata curcan, dar practica ne demonstreaza dintotdeauna ca razboiul dintre sexe este cel mai puternic.
2. When dealt with Kxxx vs Axx, and you play A small running, next time you end up playing this suit, you play small again, allowing the opps to score one more trick, even if the suit breaks 3-3. When asked by the dummy why you played that way and not cashed the K, you say: “Oh, yeah, you know, it’s just one of those days”
Civilisation dummy: “Oh, ok, I understand, no problem part! Do you need anything from the bar?”
vs
Romanian dummy: “Imi bag P*** in ele de carti!!!!!!Bah tu esti prost?!?!Ce cretin!”
3. Civilisation partnerships: “Part, I’m sorry if my bid was bad, but I had no idea what to do, hope this turns all right”
vs
Razboaiele Romanesti: “Bah, zi-mi, io-s prost? Ce-am licitat io mah?? Da cum sa licitezi asa ceva, e bataie de joc!” (hic) + iau eu o levata, si-ti dau si tie sa iei, chiar daca eu iti puteam usura jocul infinit…sa fim seriosi..ce altceva puteai returna? + “ Lasa-ma pe mine sa preiau NT, ma mai ingropi mult?”
4. La ultima dona din ultima sesiune din acea zi a concursului:
Civilisation lady dummy: “Thank you partner for playing and thank you opps”
vs
Romanian woman dummy: “Mai taci din gura, esti obositor!” catre flanc.
Cred cumva ca aceste paralele se intrepatrund, deoarece un jucator pasionat mi-a facut o declaratie comico – tragica: “Harry Potter e mai tare ca bridge-ul!”
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